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{"type":"standard","title":"Salzburg","displaytitle":"Salzburg","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q34713","titles":{"canonical":"Salzburg","normalized":"Salzburg","display":"Salzburg"},"pageid":40335,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Salzburg_%2848489551981%29.jpg/330px-Salzburg_%2848489551981%29.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Salzburg_%2848489551981%29.jpg","width":4410,"height":2940},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1298482842","tid":"77bfb1ef-577f-11f0-a144-db8d6baee4a1","timestamp":"2025-07-02T20:02:23Z","description":"Capital of the state of Salzburg, Austria","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":47.8,"lon":13.045},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salzburg","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salzburg?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salzburg?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Salzburg"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salzburg","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Salzburg","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salzburg?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Salzburg"}},"extract":"Salzburg is the fourth-largest city in Austria. In 2020 its population was 156,852. The city lies on the Salzach River, near the border with Germany and at the foot of the Alps mountains.","extract_html":"
Salzburg is the fourth-largest city in Austria. In 2020 its population was 156,852. The city lies on the Salzach River, near the border with Germany and at the foot of the Alps mountains.
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