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{"type":"standard","title":"Mie jawa","displaytitle":"Mie jawa","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q24948356","titles":{"canonical":"Mie_jawa","normalized":"Mie jawa","display":"Mie jawa"},"pageid":49826779,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Mie_Jawa.jpg/330px-Mie_Jawa.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Mie_Jawa.jpg","width":2560,"height":1920},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276770844","tid":"25d77770-efae-11ef-8d69-38cf734d5be2","timestamp":"2025-02-20T17:14:31Z","description":"Indonesian traditional noodle dish","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mie_jawa","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mie_jawa?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mie_jawa?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mie_jawa"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mie_jawa","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mie_jawa","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mie_jawa?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mie_jawa"}},"extract":"Mie jawa, also called as mi jawa or bakmi jawa in Indonesia, or mee Jawa in Malaysia is a traditional Javanese style noodle, commonly found in Indonesia and Malaysia. The dish is made of yellow noodle, chicken, vegetables, egg and spices. The recipe however, is slightly different between mie jawa in Indonesia and mee Jawa in Malaysia.","extract_html":"
Mie jawa, also called as mi jawa or bakmi jawa in Indonesia, or mee Jawa in Malaysia is a traditional Javanese style noodle, commonly found in Indonesia and Malaysia. The dish is made of yellow noodle, chicken, vegetables, egg and spices. The recipe however, is slightly different between mie jawa in Indonesia and mee Jawa in Malaysia.
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