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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
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Thalassina anomala, known as the scorpion mud lobster, is a species of crustacean in the family Thalassinidae.
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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The San Diego Barracudas were a professional inline hockey team based in San Diego, California, that competed in Roller Hockey International. The team played its home games at the San Diego Sports Arena. The team played from 1993 through 1996.
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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