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{"type":"standard","title":"ZiL lane","displaytitle":"ZiL lane","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q8071275","titles":{"canonical":"ZiL_lane","normalized":"ZiL lane","display":"ZiL lane"},"pageid":34474726,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Kutuzovsky_morning.jpg/330px-Kutuzovsky_morning.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Kutuzovsky_morning.jpg","width":1622,"height":2163},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1174910116","tid":"663e883c-50ad-11ee-ad30-505e523f50d5","timestamp":"2023-09-11T14:13:37Z","description":"Road lanes for senior officials","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZiL_lane","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZiL_lane?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZiL_lane?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:ZiL_lane"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZiL_lane","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/ZiL_lane","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZiL_lane?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:ZiL_lane"}},"extract":"ZiL lanes are lanes on some principal roads in Moscow dedicated to vehicles carrying senior government officials. Known officially in Russian as rezervniye polosy notably but not exclusively used by ZiL and Chaika brand limousines transporting high ranking government and military functionaries of the Soviet Union. ZiL lanes emerged in the 1960s during the rule of Leonid Brezhnev, replacing the previous system of having other vehicles flagged down to make way for those of top officials. A two way lane was inserted into the middle of some of Moscow's main highways in place of the central reservations, and were off-limits to all traffic but authorised civilian and emergency service vehicles. ZiL lanes and restricted routes caused considerable disruption to Moscow's traffic because of the absolute priority given to their users. The Guardian's Martin Kettle described the frustration they caused to ordinary motorists in the mid-1980s:You can spend up to 20 minutes sitting in a lengthening queue on the bridge that crosses the main access road to the Kremlin. The lights are controlled by the Kremlin's own traffic control centre, and other cars simply have to wait. About a kilometre farther down the same road is the Oktyabrskaya Hotel, reserved for guests of the Central Committee. They, too, have a traffic priority, and when the cavalcades are leaving the hotel while the ZiLs are heading into the Kremlin, the whole of central Moscow can grind to a halt.","extract_html":"
ZiL lanes are lanes on some principal roads in Moscow dedicated to vehicles carrying senior government officials. Known officially in Russian as rezervniye polosy notably but not exclusively used by ZiL and Chaika brand limousines transporting high ranking government and military functionaries of the Soviet Union. ZiL lanes emerged in the 1960s during the rule of Leonid Brezhnev, replacing the previous system of having other vehicles flagged down to make way for those of top officials. A two way lane was inserted into the middle of some of Moscow's main highways in place of the central reservations, and were off-limits to all traffic but authorised civilian and emergency service vehicles. ZiL lanes and restricted routes caused considerable disruption to Moscow's traffic because of the absolute priority given to their users. The Guardian's Martin Kettle described the frustration they caused to ordinary motorists in the mid-1980s:
"}You can spend up to 20 minutes sitting in a lengthening queue on the bridge that crosses the main access road to the Kremlin. The lights are controlled by the Kremlin's own traffic control centre, and other cars simply have to wait. About a kilometre farther down the same road is the Oktyabrskaya Hotel, reserved for guests of the Central Committee. They, too, have a traffic priority, and when the cavalcades are leaving the hotel while the ZiLs are heading into the Kremlin, the whole of central Moscow can grind to a halt.
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